What Keeps Each Medical Specialty in Business?

Author: @DrGolfShirt

Ortho: Trampoline Parks

Dermatology: Tanning Beds

Emerge: Alcohol

Family Medicine: WebMD

Sports Med: Crossfit

Medicine: Smoking

Urology: Calcium Oxalate

Psych: Social Media

Cardiology: Bacon

Trauma: 2nd Amendment

Anesthesia: Sudoku

Radiology: CT next to the ER

ENT: Nose Picking

How Different Types of Physicians React to “Is There A Doctor On Board!?”

We’ve all seen it happen. You’re 30,000 feet in the air in a metal tube with 300 other humans and 90-year-old Ms. Johnson starts having chest pain. Her husband is snoring and potentially dead himself, but the unfortunate kid sitting next to her alerts the flight crew. Next thing you know, an overhead page goes out asking who is going to step up and help the poor woman with her Bloody Mary induced panic attack.

How do different physicians (or other medical professionals) respond to this, you ask? Keep reading for a fun-filled GIF thread adventure.

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Internal Medicine Doc Absolutely Floored That Radiology Resident Knows What Blood Pressure Is

A local radiology resident was given the highly coveted “Resident of the Month” award earlier this week after a medicine attending wrote him one of the most positive nominations we have ever seen. Dr. Ryan Sterling was very honored to receive the ward, claiming it will take away a lot of the negative stereotype surrounding radiology.

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BREAKING: MRI of 54 year old male’s shoulder reported as normal.

By: @DrGolfShirt

The medical community is abuzz after the MRI of a 54 year-old Ontario man, Wade Lafreniere’s, right shoulder was reported as “normal”. To date, it is the first documented case of a normal shoulder MRI in a patient over the age of 30. Radiology was unable to list any pathology to rule out and clinical correlation was not recommended.  

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STupid mEd student tRIes to Live stErilly (STERILE)

By: Dr. Golf Shirt (@DrGolfShirt)

Sam Blackbird, a third year medical student at McMaster University has decided to live the entirety of his daily life maintaining sterile technique. This change in his lifestyle came after he broke sterility during his first time in the OR. 

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Police Officer Cleans Up Crime in The Age of Fentanyl

By: Ryan Marino, MD

Butler County, OHIO – Local police officer Kevin Martin was not on duty two nights ago when he made the biggest bust in county history. 

“My wife sent me to the grocery store to buy laundry detergent; she’s usually in charge of buying that and doing the laundry, but I want to help out more now that I’m out of the academy,” said Martin. Little did he know he was about to help millions more people.

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