Category: Advice

5 Practical Ways To Reduce Burnout

Bethesda, MD – It seems burnout is just about the number 1 issue on everyone’s work-life agenda these days. Our jobs, especially in healthcare, become life-consuming, and at times it’s difficult to keep perspective. At White Coat Weekly, we care about you. That’s why we’ve put together this list of our top 5, extremely useful, foolproof ways to reduce burnout.

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You Won’t Believe How These 8 Medical Students Achieved Perfect ‘Wellness’

By: Anonymous Medical Student

“Wellness” is a big buzzword in the medical community right now. In order to better understand how medical students are able to achieve wellness in their busy lives, I spoke with eight 3rd year medical students about their personal wellness routines within the four main “wellness” areas: financial, physical, social, and emotional.

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REJOICE: Dr. Oz Confirms He’s An All-Knowing Being Gifted To Us From The Future

New York, NY – In a joyous and momentous taping of his show today, Dr.Oz confirmed that he is in fact from the future and was sent as a gift to humanity from our future selves. This information shouldn’t be surprising, since the man who gave us the knowledge that stuffing ourselves with raisins will whiten our teeth couldn’t possibly be from our time. His genius is other-worldly, and now we know why.

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BREAKING: Taco Bell Found Responsible For Most Cases of IBS, Over Half Of All Greenhouse Gases

Boulder, CO – Scientists and medical professionals from the University of Boulder completed a groundbreaking, 10-year long study earlier this week. Among their findings, released at a recent gastroenterology conference, they concluded that 90% of IBS cases and up to 61% of global greenhouse gases are directly related to Taco Bell consumption.

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Man Uses “Throckmorton Sign” to Make All Major Life Decisions

Cockeysville, MD – Throckmorton sign has long been used as a joke in the field of radiology and refers to the phenomenon when the penis ‘points’ to the same side as the patient’s pathology, such as a broken bone, on an imaging study. To local citizen Peter Johnson, however, the sign is anything but a joke.

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ICU Hires Wardrobe Consultants, Orders Designer Contact Gowns to Increase Compliance

(West Jersey, UK) – Around 90% of the patients in the ICUs at West Jersey Regional Medical Center were on contact precautions last fiscal year, but adherence to the strict isolation policy was far lower than desired.

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