Category: Bugs and Drugs

Lazy Ass Bacteria Probably Won’t Infect Anyone Today

Parent’s Basement, CO – 19-year-old Tom Loafer has known something’s been brewing in his parents’ basement for months, ever since he started using it as both his full-time residence and personal landfill. This afternoon, however, he went back downstairs after a brief absence to get some actual clean oxygen and found a new prokaryotic friend.

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