Category: Coffee

Starbucks Unveils New Coffee Delivery Model For Top Users

Los Angeles, CA – After a recent story highlighting just how much coffee some doctors drink, Starbucks held an emergency board meeting to discuss the issue. To take advantage of the high demand, they have released a new coffee delivery mechanism sure to impress the highest-volume drinkers. The new model, which consists of a coffee IV bag injected straight into the veins, is being piloted in hospitals across the country.

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Doctor Sipping 47th Cup of Coffee Can’t Believe Patient is Addicted to Opioids

New York, NY – The opioid epidemic is a well-known, rapidly growing problem in the United States. Despite its impressive growth, the rate at which many doctors’ impatience and lack of empathy are growing is even more exponential. To further investigate this issue, we met with one doctor between sips of coffee to get his feelings.

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