Category: Fun Bag

Man Uses “Throckmorton Sign” to Make All Major Life Decisions

Cockeysville, MD – Throckmorton sign has long been used as a joke in the field of radiology and refers to the phenomenon when the penis ‘points’ to the same side as the patient’s pathology, such as a broken bone, on an imaging study. To local citizen Peter Johnson, however, the sign is anything but a joke.

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Chronic Insomniac ‘Night King’ Can Finally Get Some Damn Sleep

Winterfell, Westeros – The ending to this week’s Game of Thrones episode left many viewers in shock. Those closest to the Night King, however, say he hadn’t slept in decades and was getting really pissed. He was actually trying to die.

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Report: Everyone Talking Sh*t at Gastroenterology Conference

Detroit, MI – A flurry of activity disrupted downtown Detroit this week as word spread rapidly that a large group of doctors were ‘talking shit’. This did not sit well with local citizens, who quickly became defensive. A few doctors were harmed, but no injuries were too serious.

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Radiologist Fixes Broken Bone Using Photoshop

Rochester, MN – It has long been known that radiologists aren’t often on the front lines of medicine doing chest compressions or performing urgent surgeries. In fact, many people wonder if radiologists are even doctors at all. However, one radiologist, Dr. Dar Kroom, is doing everything he can to change that. This week he fixed a broken rib that was protruding through the skin using photoshop as he was reading a chest x-ray.

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Available for Kids This Easter: New Plastic Eggs Filled With Strong, Baseless Opinions

Portland, OR – Instead of opening up a harmless plastic egg and finding a simple piece of chocolate, this Easter your kids can be repeatedly indoctrinated with baseless, viral opinions. Founded by members of an anti-vaccination society, the eggs will each contain a senseless but relentless opinion that is strongly backed by emotion.

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BREAKING: Thousands of Decks of Playing Cards Found in Secret Casino Under Nurses’ Station

Las Vegas, NV – This week Washington State Senator Maureen Walsh caused a stir when she blew the whistle on nurses playing cards all day. This prompted an immediate federal investigation into the situation, and one hospital is reporting they found a secret casino underneath the nurses’ station full of countless decks of cards.

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