Category: World Records

Thousands of Ribs Cracked After Everyone Accidentally Starts CPR at Bee Gees Concert

Omaha, NE – Anyone who has taken a CPR course knows chest compressions occur at about the same rate as the beat in the Bee Gees hit song “Stayin’ Alive”. Unfortunately, concertgoers got a little too excited once the song started playing at a show earlier this week.

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Awards Night Honors Guy Who Actually Remembered To Bring His Medication List To Appointment

By: Millennial__MD

Local business, charities, and politicians all rubbed shoulders on Saturday night at this year’s annual Patient Partnership Award Night at the historic New York City Botanical Gardens. The most coveted award of the night went to a man named David Price, who went above and beyond expectations, doing the impossible.

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Meet The Surgeon Who Can Take Out Any Organ Using Nothing But His Bare Hands

Charlotte, NC – They say surgeons need to be good with their hands. It takes meticulous maneuvering, carefully planned movements, and steadiness to operate effectively. One surgeon, however, has taken the term ‘gifted hands’ to the next level – he uses them, and only them, for every procedure. No scalpels or other instruments, just his good ol’ hands.

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BREAKING: Woman Gives Birth to 5 lb 8 oz Burrito

Albuquerque, NM – A local woman gave literal meaning to the term ‘food baby’ this week after giving birth to a healthy, cute shredded pork burrito earlier this week. Most of us have felt like we’ve had a food baby before, but it isn’t often you hear of one actually passing through the birth canal.

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BREAKING: Surgeons Complete World’s First Successful Blindfolded Surgery

Achtung, Germany – In an exciting development, surgeons from the Schtaticpol Hospital have successfully completed the world’s first blindfolded surgery, earning themselves a coveted rank in the record books. Both the patient and medical staff involved in this groundbreaking feat are said to be in good health and high spirits after the marathon 16.5-hour procedure.

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